Thursday, July 20, 2006
@8:07 PM
to release the tension ppl :
A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, ''Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost.'' ''What do you mean almost?'' question the priest. ''Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'' ''Rubbing together is the same as putting it in,'' explains the priest. ''You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'' The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave. The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims, ''I saw that... you didn't put any money in the poor box!'' ''Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it's the same as putting it in!''
